Toggle menu
36
1.4K
5
6.1K
The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki
Toggle preferences menu
Toggle personal menu
Not logged in
Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits.

Kragdrysil

From The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki
Revision as of 16:54, 7 April 2026 by Doorbell3200Washcloth0957 (talk | contribs) (4 revisions imported)
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Kragdrysil, as it appeared before its conquest by the Auditor, one of the Employers.

Kragdrysil was the sole moon of Inhersloht, and was an influencial area in the Great META War 3. A small ice moon, Kragdrysil held the distinguished accomplishment of being one of the only bodies in Omniversal history to be terraformed at the hands of the Employers (namely the Auditor).

Imperial Hierarchy

The Imperial hierarchy of Kragdrysil was one of the most peculiar of all of the Omniverse. The planet was ruled by an Emperor or Empress. The Emperor was decided when one Kragdryse fully consumed the living previous Emperor. Since Kragdryse did not digest bones, the skeleton of the original Emperor was present inside of the final Empress, 42 dynasties later. When The Auditor took control of Kragdrysil, he became the first Emperor in Kragdryse history to not consume his predecessor.

Cherry Colapocalypse

The visit and coup by the Auditor destroyed the ecosystem of Kragdrysil and sent the moon into a downward spiral of climate disasters. The frigid ice sheets which had once covered the planet melted and were polluted with so much Cherry Cola that they became a blood- red sea of glucose and cholesterol.

Kragdrysil after being converted into a massive, Cherry-Cola manufacturing plant. The entire ecosystem of the satellite was sent into chaos thanks to this nudge by the Auditor.

Eventually, the planet was completely and permanently tinted red, due to the massive amount of Red-40 used in the Cherry Cola plants on Kragdrysil (of which there were 5,003).

Destruction

Kragdrysil eventually became so massive due to imported sugar products that it outweighed its planet, Inhersloht, and the two celestial bodies began spiraling inward towards one another, in a disastrous dance of doom. Eventually Kragdrysil ripped Inhersloht apart, and orbited in an extremely elliptic orbit for several years, before crashing into the system's star during the Siege of Ecoria.