MOSDOK

Robert Tarleton aka M.O.S.D.O.K. (Mobile Organismal Sponge Designed Only for Kissing), formerly M.O.S.D.O.C. (Mobile Organismal Sponge Designed Only for Cuddles), was a lowly Waifurian technician working for the Waifurian Lunar Research Center. He joined the team to help develop the New Callisto Conch, but was mutated into a spongelean computer against his will by WLRC CEO Marcus Breen.

Breen grew Robert's bobdy to give him superior cuddling abilities, but with the side effect of porous, rectangular skin and boils forming across his face. His skull was expanded into a massive cube and he became afflicted with a horrific case of Jaundis. However, Robert was an excellent Cuddler.

Robert's unfortunate affliction meant needed to be placed inside a life support unit dubbed the "Kissing Chair". The process also gave him a plethora of psychic powers along with an ego and ambition for romantic affection to match. He went on to use his new found powers to take control of the organization that had experimented on him, establishing the breakaway state of 'Bikini Bottom' in a vast cave system on the far side of the Moon.

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