Neanderthal Reserve

The Neanderthal Reserve was a large and glorious reserve for Neanderthals and NeanderthaIs in Western Europe. It was created by JF Neanderthal Protection Enterprises (owned by James Fargo) and the London War Crime Emporoium, following the completion of the Great META War in 1 BB. Designed to protect the Neanderthals from further harm (following the Neanderthal genocides of the Spanish Inquisition) the large area was designated a reserve for Neanderthals, and Neanderthals only. The reserve was established against the will of the Europeans, including Frenchmen, Belgians, Dutch, and Leichtensteiners living within its borders, who were forcibly relocated to Paris, France (much to the chagrin of their nasal organs).

The Neanderthals, all 7 of which survived the war, bred and rebuilt into a strong and functioning empire. They inbred frequently, and created a population of 500,000. This was due to the strong and glorious differences between Neanderthals and Neanderthals, which allowed their jeans to intermix interchangably. This resulted in the breeding of a strong and glorious specimen, a glorious individual known as Ne'vor, who would establish an international connection for the Neanderthal reserve in the form of trading with Turkey (otherwise known as Waifurian Drone Colony).

Ne'Vor would go on to lead the Neanderthal Reserve into an imperial force that conquered much of Europe, until the Waifurian Empire in 33 AB determined that it had grown too powerful and took control of Ne'Vor's vehicle remotely, killing him and sending the nation into chaos. Joe Biden seized the opportunity to appoint James L. Fuck as interim governor of Neanderthal Reserve, something which all of the Neanderthals did not like very much. James L. Fuck was replaced with an AI, knowen as "Neanderthal.AI" which ruled it for the subsequent 14 years until eventual dissolution due to the Ai determining that the Neanderthal Reserve "sucked".