The Tower of Hell

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The Iron Dildo (otherwise known as the Frunklin Memorial, and later the Tower of Hell) was a massive phallic structure erected in 228 B.B. in Portland, Oregon, as a memorial to the Founding Father. It later became a strip club and "adult playground", as well as a cottage cheese dispensary. After the Hellification of Portland, Oregon in 20 B.B. into Portland Oregon, the Iron Dildo became inhabited by the Eye of Sauron.