Benjamin Frunklin

Benjamin Frunklin
Aliases	The Founding Father Frunk
Affiliation	United States of America
Occupation	President
Biographical information
Date of birth	01/07/314 B.B.
Place of birth	Boston, Massachussetts
Date of death	04/17/230 B.B.
Place of death	Portland, Oregon
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	5'10
Weight	194 lbs
Eye color	green
Appearances

Benjamin Frunklin

Benjamin Frunklin was an American Revolutionary and sole Founding Father of the United States of America. He served as the first president of the United States of America, and died one year into his first term.

Early Childhood

Benjamin Frunklin was born to poor immigrant parents in Boston, Massachusetts. His father was a quadruple amputee and his mother was a bodybuilder. Frunklin was raised in the family basement, after a snowstorm and subsequent landslide trapped them inside for approximately 7 years without sunlight. They survived off of rations his mother had prepared from her African Big Game Hunts, as well as eating the family dog, Doober.

Teenage Years

Frunklin was a rebellious teenager. He was known to often state "I am rebellious". He was very apathetic towards the British Empire, which controlled Boston, Massachusetts at the time. When he was thirteen, he fashioned four of his mother's hunting knives into prosthetic appendages for his father.

Unfortunately, the sharp nature of these appendages drove Mr. Frunklin to accidentally commit several heinous acts of maiming and mauling at the local soup kitchen. Luckily for him, his son Benjamin was able to convince the British authorities to reduce his father's sentence from a public hanging to a private hanging.

Boston Tea Party

In 247 B.B., Frunklin and several rebellious associates decided to play a prank on the British armies. After living his whole life under the rule of a militaristic empire, Frunklin decided he wanted to create his own militaristic empire. His vision for the future: the United States of Americ.a