Bryan Johnson

Bryan before and after consuming his revolutionary Embryonic technology.

Bryan Johnson, not to be confused with Bryan Johnson, was an American Revolutionary Scientist credited with discovering de-aging Embryonic ® technologies which resulting in him de-aging so far he reentered embryonic bliss. He aged so far he turned embryonic in nature.

Adrenochrome

Yum yum! Bryan Johnson's foremost discovery, apart from his De-Aging technologies, was the magiciacal unlocking of adrenochromal properties in the blood of infants. After thieving an infant out of a middle-aged woman from southwestern Nebraska, Allison M. Wettvieler, (the child, of course, having been Michael R. Wettvieler III), and repurposing the infant for adrenochromal generational technologies, he decided, that, in the interest of preserving morality and protectionality, and avoiding committing human rights violations, the only proper thing to do was to clone Michael R. Wettvieler and create an Infant Adrenochrome farm. This farm housed 55 babies, and was located underneath a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C.