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Corn Pop

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Revision as of 03:16, 1 November 2023 by w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32 (Created page with "thumb|"Corn Pop Was a Bad Dude" - [[Joe Biden (Disambigaution)|Joe Biden, 1 BB]] Corn Pop was a Mesoamerican genetically-modified head of corn who possessed human conscience. He was regailed as a Superhero who possessed incredible strength and exuded corn syrup for use in baking. When Joe Biden was a young child on his rice paddy, Corn Pop attacked him with a straight razor, for unknown reasons. This launched a millen...")
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"Corn Pop Was a Bad Dude" - Joe Biden, 1 BB

Corn Pop was a Mesoamerican genetically-modified head of corn who possessed human conscience. He was regailed as a Superhero who possessed incredible strength and exuded corn syrup for use in baking.

When Joe Biden was a young child on his rice paddy, Corn Pop attacked him with a straight razor, for unknown reasons. This launched a millenias-long feud between the two. In Joe Biden's mind, Corn Pop was his mortal enemy; however, Corn Pop barely even thought about poor old Mummy, spending much of his time gardening and drinking with Dionysus on Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3.