G- Man

G Man is a Stage 3 Metaphysical being. He is the father of Keith Cumshoes, and Grandfather to Richard Nixon. His current whereabouts are unknown, however, he has been known to appear from seemingly nowhere and nudge things his way, from time to time. He is noted in being a key player in the China-Mars Conflict of 4 A.B. He persuaded Chinese Prime Minister, Winnie the Pooh, into stepping out of the Cumsmen. He is known for his cryptic extradimensional meetings and hidden messages. He is also commonly at great odds with the Silent Man,Gordon Freeman. He has been featured on a few of Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes' spiritual lyrical beats, much to the dismay of Richard Nixon. His wife, 6, is dead.

G Man
Aliases	The G-Man, G-Man, G, Lil G, Supplesex, G-Cunt
Relatives	Keith Cumshoes (Son), Richard Nixon (Grandson),
Affiliation	West Andromeda Employment Services (Current)
Occupation	Employer (Current)
Biographical information
Date of birth	September 9 334,225 B.B.
Place of birth	Brentalian 4
Physical description
Species	Cross breed of the Groot race and the Employer race.
Gender	Male
Height	6'4
Weight	4,765,433 Kg.
Eye color	Green
Appearances
Appears in	Half-Life 3 Intro Sequence