Grand Australian Spider Complex

The Grand Australian Spider Complex was a massive network of spiderwebs hosting various species of arachnids on Earth.

Origins

The Grand Australian Spider began as a mere clump of spiders inhabiting a unnamed neckbeard’s Personal Computer. This PC was so unkempt that over the course of the neckbeard’s life, it developed a completely unique ecosystem with a level of biodiversity greater than the Amazon Rainforest.

Death of the Neckbeard and Expansion

When the neckbeard died, the Dorito crumbs that sustained the ecosystem ceased to rain down on the denizens of the complex. This forced the lifeforms inside the PC, namely the spiders, to expand their territory in search of food. Feasting on the absolutely gluttonous corpse of the neckbeard that once gifted them life, the spiders multiplied rapidly. This exponential growth continued until roughly one third of the Australian island was covered. (Most Australians were unbothered by this, commonly stating that this was normal, for a Tuesday.)

Biodiversity Scale

Within the Grand Australian Spider Complex, every single species of spider known to inhabit Earth 2, as well as a few previously unknown species, could be found. The Complex served as a beacon of hope for near-extinct species until it’s unfortunate demise, at the hands of the Almighty Brainrotten One.

Waifurian Incursion

The Mummy and The Board of Waifuria declared the newly-dubbed Grand Australian Spider Complex a worldwide safety hazard and sent 20 Navy SEAL squadrons to invade the heart of the Complex to ensure it’s destruction. This would be come to known as the Waifurian Arachnid Factorium, as the Navy SEALs and the transports that brought them would all be devoured by the inhabitants of the Grand Australian Spider Complex.

Discovery of the Legume Spider

Despite their death, the Navy SEALs did discover one major element of the Grand Australian Spider Complex. This was the Legume Spider, named after the energy it contained which seemed to be the same as the ancient Legumish energy pool consumed by the Mummy.

Destruction via Spacetime Vortex

Following the formation of the Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster, and subsequent spacetime atrocity, the Downward Spiral, the Grand Australian Spider Complex was completely and utterly destroyed in the raging whirpool of fury created by the quantum gravitational fluctuations in and around Australia.