Jane Hondale
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Jane Hondale
| Jane Hondale | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Mrs. Hondale |
| Relatives | Serene Hondale (Mother)
Makenna Hondale (Mother) Brandon Hondale (Brother) |
| Affiliation | Canadian Citizen |
| Occupation | Accountant |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Never Married |
| Date of birth | 09/22/89 B.B. |
| Place of birth | Calgary, Alberta |
| Date of death | 11/25/2 B.B. |
| Place of death | Calgary Alberta |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Female |
| Height | 5'4 |
| Weight | 159 lbs. |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Appearances | |
Birth
Jane Hondale was a woman who lived in Calgary, Alberta in Canada. She was born in 89 B.B. to two parents, Makenna and Serene Hondale. Her parents were both reprentatives of the Women's Fashion Guild of Alberta, where they were responsible for dictating the provincial dress code. Her mothers provided her with Gucci and Louis Vuitton from the young age of 3 days old. Her first ever garment was a Louis Vuitton belt.
Early Life
Jane attended Calgary middle school (she did not go to elementary school as her mother Makenna paid off the school superintendent in exchange for expensive clothing). She graduated high school 37th out of 200 students and was not the Valedictorian.
Driver's Licence
Jane spent the next years rigorously practicing for her Driver's test. After she had completed the minimum three years of time for the Driver's Licence, she applied for the Licence; she was unfortunately denied. Jane was understandably upset. Her mother Serene reassured her that this was no big deal, and tried to console her; however, at that moment, they received an urgent phone call.
Makenna was about to give birth! With no time to explain this to her daughter, Serene rushed to her station wagon; however, she slipped on Eternal Canadian Ice and broke both of her hands. She turned to Jane and gave her a reassuring look. Jane took a deep breath, and hopped into the station wagon. It was her time to shine.
Brandon Hondale
Jane threw her fourteen Louis Vuitton purses into the backseat and stepped on this gas, with her limp-handed mother in the passenger seat. On the way, Serene told her that she was going to have a baby brother. Jane was so excited by this that she almost caused a pileup by running through a red light. They arrived at the hospital and were able to watch Makenna slowly and painfully give birth to the newest addition to the family, Brandon Hondale. Despite their twenty-one year age gap, Jane and Brandon began bonding instantly, and Jane fashioned one of her purses into a onesie for her baby brother.
Lost in the Wilderness
A few years after her brother was born, Jane took a trip to Albuquerque with some friends from high school. The group went on a trip to the To'Hajiilee Indian Reservation, where Jane became disoriented and lost. With only her sundress, two purses, a Zippo lighter, and a pack of cigarettes, Jane found herself completely and totally alone.
Jane's only experience with the desert wilderness was what she had seen on TV. So, her first idea was to gather kindling in order to start a fire and keep herself warm, as the Sun was setting. She found numerous dead shrubs (and one very angry scorpion). She settled into a rocky outcrop and built herself a rudamentary fire, using her lighter and a cigarette. She fell asleep in the open air, but woke up several hours later, shivering. Using the sharp bottom edge of her lighter, she cut up her purses and tied them together with dried grass and bits of fabric. She fell back asleep, and awoke the next day with several mysterious insects in her proximity.