King Charles III
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King Charles III, sometimes referred to by his constituency as 'Lord of Toothless Ones' or 'Paul', was the King and absolute monarch of the small island nation of Britain from 2 AB until his death in 17 AB.
Early Life
King Charles III was raised in the royal palace of the Grand British Empire, where he toiled and dwelled doing not much of anything besides being rude to his servants. He continued on in this manner of general unproductivity and amassing wealth until he was 73 years old, when his mother passed away and he ascended to the throne.
Coronation Incident
At King Charles' Coronation, a large bumblebee flew into his mouth, stinging his tongue and ruining his speech. As a consequence of this action, King Charles premeditated a coup and declared martial law over Britain, dissolving the British Parliament. He instated himself as the Great King and, as his first royal decree, demanded every bumblebee on the island be shot and killed with muskets. This proved a difficult task, as bumblebees were usually a fair bit smaller than the ammunition used in the antiquated firearms. Nonetheless, by 5 AB, the bees of the British Isles were no more.