Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the former God of plentiful harvest until he was disgraced due to his multiple allegations of sexual assault on minors at his temple, Neverland Ranch. His banishment from the round table of Gods appealed the Wrath Of M.J curse on global root vegetable harvest. The lasting effects resonated so hard with Old Earth that potato variants and species were reduced down to 3 core archetypes:

Chat Potatoes
Shetland Black Potatoes &
Pontiac Chat Potatoes

The events that followed include the Mortal-fication of Michael Jackson, The Dual of the Fates, Holocaust 2, The Potato Wall Street Crash and the Crucifixion of Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's rotting corpse allegedly vanish the night before Thanksgiving 2021 (Old Earth Calendar), sparking controversy as Michael Jackson plotting his revenge on the Gods. Others believe a group of homeless people ate Michael Jackson's corpse.