Reveal Candy

Reveal Candy was a drug engineered by several Louisiana Methheads in a trailer park near New Orleans.

.Tragedia

In 5 AB, a brainrotten inbred family accidentally caught their American flag on fire. The Mother killed herself. The father, thinking quickly, grabbed the American flag and shoved it up his asshole. He was able to extinguish the flame.

The father’s asshole became engorged and he required immediate medical attention. Unfortunately, the North American Overlorddom did not have free healthcare, so the father died of his injuries.

The son and daughter, a bit upset that their parents were dead, decided to give their parents a proper burial (after pleasuring each other).

During this process, it was revealed that the American flag had been cursed with by Malike Tragedia, a horrid ancient Pangean entity who wrought suffering and torture on those who crossed him.

The Son and Daughter were aghast at the spirit of Malike Tragedia, which towered above them. Malike Tragedia asked them to choose their damnation. The son quickly said, “I’d like to shit candy”.

Malike Tragedia, finding this punishment acceptable for the desecration of his sacred artifact, cursed the son and daughter to shit candy. This candy came to be known as Reveal Candy. It contained bits of amphetamines, micro plastics, and human fecal matter. It became a notorious black-market drug and was an instant hit with the Waifurian Cartel, which kidnapped the son and daughter and exploited them to use for shitting the Reveal Candy. They were force-fed massive quantities of McDonalds and Burger King food and produced roughly 500 candies per day (equivalent to a human shitting 11 times).

The Son died in 11 AB due to malnutrition, and the daughter died in 14 AB due to gunshot wounds to the head. Reveal Candy became an instant rare commodity and was sold for thousands of dollars per ounce on the Dark Web.

Reveal Candy was outlawed by the Brainrotten Emperor in 30 AB. This only increased its value tenfold.