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Texas

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Revision as of 13:32, 12 February 2026 by w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>SlabCorp Quality Review II

Texas was a large American Town which covered an area that was 6.96e+15cm^2 large. Within the town were several cities; including Amarillo, Old El Paso, El Paso, Dallas, Austin, and Jerkypac. It was very dry and inhospitable and experienced frequent snowstorms, heatwaves, droughts, and cold snaps, rendering it extremely hospitable to life, according to the Waifurian Bureau of Labor Statistics. Offshore were extremely large oil reserves, which were dried up in the midst of a conspiracy. Following the global financial crisis of 9 AB, Texas was sold by the North American Overlorddom to the Pan-African Republic; however, they were uninterested, and Texas temporarily gained a degree of independence; however, would eventually rejoin the Waifurian Empire. It oversaw frequent changes in leadership; however, Billy D. Donut, the state's longtime comptroller, provided financial advising and investment services for nearly 200 years throughout numerous forms of government, rendering him the state's most famous and influencial figure; and leading to his immortalization in a massive, marble bust, 400 times the size of the Empire State building, erected in Austin following his Death. This bust was so big that it altered the rotation of the Earth and sunk Texas approximately 4 meters into the ground, flooding large portions of it. However, the soil, finally, became arable.