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The Waifurian Enclave was an organization formed after the fall of the Waifurian Empire in the year 100,394 AB dedicated to reclaiming the Milky Way Galaxy in order to reform the Waifurian Empire to its former glory. Later on, the Enclave developed a cultlike, and even religious, obsession with locating and reviving the Waifurian Emperor known mononymously as Mummy, who they believed to have had the 'Employeric Mandate'.
Ideology
Before discussing the history of the Enclave and their exploits across the Omniverse, it is important to note the driving force behind all their actions, their ideology. A key element of the Enclave's beliefs was the idea that Joe Biden was a form of deity, sent by the Employers to rule and guide all sentient life in the Omniverse for eternity. (This could not be further from the truth as the Employers greatly disliked the Mummy and only tolerated his existence because of his absorbing of Donald Trump, the Great MAGA King, who's soul would be forever lost if Biden were to die.)
This religious practice was known as Mummyism, and was the central tenant of the Enclave. Furthermore, they believed that through Biden's 44,000 year-long reign over the Waifurian Empire, the Employers had indirectly designated Waifuria as their chosen empire. (Again, this was largely false as the Employers didn't really give a fuck who was running the Omniverse so long as they did not oppose them.) The Enclave was almost the textbook example of totalitarian as anyone outside the ruling party known as "The Circle" and its military force were sealed inside of highly monitored underground bunkers known as "Vaults" and were not permitted to leave under any circumstance. (Often because the surface of the planets under the control of the Enclave were incredibly hostile, however this was an intentional decision as this permitted them a place to hide within the Omniverse.)
The Rise From Ashes
The Enclave began as an attempt by former Waifurian officials to regroup and rebuild their glorious, tyrannical Empire. It was in those formative years that the religious factor of the Enclave began to take hold; in their collective delirium from losing the empire (which they had been psychologically formed to entirely devote themselves to at a young age) they began to form a religion around one certain mummified miscreant who had so graciously formed the Waifurian Empire to the benefit of everyone who lived under its loving banner. This religious belief sparked a new goal among the Enclave's personnel, to find and revive Joe Biden (The Mummy).
Nibiruiums
In the clutches of the rarely-traversed deep space fields in which hardly any life existed, the Enclave began to search for habitable worlds from which they could grow anew. In their search the Enclave's scouts came across the legendary Winged Star of Terror, Nibiru. The Enclave immediately began settling the planet and theorizing on how to best utilize it as a weapon against the newly-independent systems of the Omniverse and more importantly their watchful protectors known as Worlds Without Boundaries. This discovery came at a cost however, as the recently-awakened Annunaki who had been in stasis for the past hundred thousand years had already began reinhabiting their planet. The Enclave immediately began a military campaign to erase the Annunaki from the planet entirely. Despite their advanced technology, the Annunaki could not withstand the sheer brutality of the Enclave's assault which utilized chemical, biological, and radiological weaponry to completely and utterly ensure the destruction of their opponents. The Annunaki were ultimately destroyed in this conflict, with only a handful of survivors jettisoning themselves out into the stars in the hope they might just evade the Enclave's wrath.
The Fake Francis Plot
Several decades passed without any major differentiations from the normal, or rather whatever consisted as "normal" by the Enclave's standards. That being the repeated cycle of founding Vaults on the surfaces of planets to increase the able-bodied population in preparation for what was referred to at the time as the Final War. However most Omniversal historians know it by it's more common name of the 3rd Great META War. Eventually the Enclave's high command developed a plan to revive their fallen rotter. Ghetsin 3, home to the Legume and its Warshippers, was in sufficient range to one of their captured planets, Juborus-4. The plan in place was to capture and clone the Prime Warshipper, Francis Merrigold so that the clone could utilize the Legume to revive Joe Biden, whose soul was still churning around in Alpha Centauri B.
The average Enclave spacesoldier, equipped with W-35 Power Armor and a JFSX Type 99 Laser Gatling Cannon. The last sight of many Annunaki soldiers and civilians.
Operation Rice Patty
A few hours following the confirmation of the plan, a Enclave lightcruiser was sent into the Ghetsin system and launched a ODST group onboard a recoverable drop pod onto the surface of Ghetsin 3. The ODST group moved swiftly towards the Temple of Rannjoe, the cover of night and their adaptive lightrefractor camouflage were the only things keeping them from being discovered. Thankfully for them, Rick Hernia was on his annual starvoyage and was currently having a conversation with one Yevelin Quantilium and was therefore absent from the temple. The ODST group was undetected as one of the Warshipper's several-hour long ritualistic orgies was occurring and they snuck by undetected. Francis was organizing the feast that was to follow the previously mentioned orgy when he was grabbed from behind by the leader of the ODST group, Captain Frank Horrigan. Francis was then injected with a incapacitating agent and promptly fell into unconsciousness. The ODST group and Francis were all loaded onto the recoverable drop pod and flew back to the lightcruiser. Onboard the cruiser a quarter-sized hole was cut from Francis' left arm and this sample would be utilized to create a clone of Francis, powers and all. The cloning process took only a few hours, mostly due to the control brain chip implanted within its head, and upon it's completion the Francis clone was sent down via a drop pod and the lightcruiser exited the system. On their way back to Juborus-4, the lightcruiser activated its stealth utilities and light-jumped to Alpha Centauri B where it jettisoned the still-unconscious Francis Merrigold into the star as an ironic twist on the death of their favorite rice-farming rotter.
An artist's depiction of the ODST group, moving quickly through the ruins of an abandoned Ghetsinian town.
Legumish Incarnatiums
Within hours of its arrival on the planet, the Francis clone immediately mastered its faculties as the Prime Warshipper and utilized the "unknown" section of Francis' schedule to use the power of the Legume to awaken Joe Biden from his soul-slumber in the depths of Alpha Centauri B. After completing his task, Fake Francis' brain chip terminated itself and he suddenly gained all the memories of the old Francis and had completely forgotten anything about his creation or the misuse of the Legume.
The Mummy and Exegar
Following the awakening of his Legumish Incarnate form, Joe Biden crash-landed on the surface of a planet in the far reaches of the Omniverse known as Exegar. The Enclave very quickly obtained Biden's position and engaged in a mass-exodus to the planet, seeking to worship his unholy rottenness. Every last citizen of the Enclave was transported there, even those sealed away in the Vaults long ago. However when they arrived on the planet they discovered two things. The first was that Joe had made a very serious blunder and expended all the energy the Legume had used to revive him during his attack on his son Hunter's empire. This meant he would need to be revived again. The second thing they discovered was Baron Boris Zyklon of Breastland, who had last been seen running for his life from Donald Trump during the days of Aeternia. (It is entirely unknown to everyone but The I, who refuses to tell us, how he had survived this long or how the fuck he ended up on Exegar.) Baron Boris hailed the Enclave as his saviors, and he pledged to serve them in whatever way he could. The Enclave colonists responded to this by handing him a rusty spoon, pointing at a nearby mountain and telling him to "Go nuts." It took him the better part of 300,000 years to do, but Baron Boris had created what would soon be known as the Bidenkeep. The Enclave quickly inhabited the building, and thanked Baron Boris by extracting his lifeforce and using it in an attempt to revive The Mummy which didn't even work.
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Now with a stable base of operations from which they could settle and begin planning, the Enclave's exploits across the Omniverse came to a close, for the time being. That is, of course, until their holy (or unholy) war against the Omniverse, the Great META War 3.