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Bilb Gate

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Revision as of 08:53, 10 January 2023 by w:c:the-rick-hernia-omniverse>Fabafaba32
Bilb Gate

Wilbium McGovern Gate, otherwise known as the Macrosaur, was a tech mogul and ancient Bilb Tap Emperor.

Bilb Tap Emperor

Bilb Gate resided in the Inner Earth for much of his early years as the Bilb Tap Emperor. From here, he ruled over the many Bilb colonies of Northeastern Calliste. The Bilb Colonies exported glorious Bilb goods to the citizens of Inner Earth, but notably excluded the nomadic Agarthians from his trade. Bilb Gate, at the height of his power, was exporting Bilb goods of millionic quantities to the Blum Troll Kingdom and the Dinosaurs. Bilb Gate resided in the Bilb Tap Palace, and ruled over a prosperous Bilb region- that is, until the Agarthians invaded...

Agarthian Invasion

The Agarthians were none too pleased with Bilb Gate's neglection of their Bilb needs; and thus, The Prince of Agartha, Stob, conspired with his malewives to launch an all-out invasion of the Bilb Tap Palace. The Agarthians attacked in the Darkness, when the Inner Sun was Frang.

Bilb gate was caught off guard by this, and summoned his personal Bilb Guard to protect him from the Agarthians. Try as they may, they were ultimately overwhelmed by the Agarthian Twink Legions, and Bilb Gate was surrounded by the enemy forces. During this confrontation, Bilb Gate cowered on his bed, in total fear of the Agarthian twinks who brandished swords and spears at him.

"Please, I beg of you, do not harm me! I wish you no sorrow- please, allow me to speak with your leader."

The Agarthians stared at him, unmoving. Stob appeared from the crowd, and approached Bilb Gate, while holding a Dinosaurian Soulsword.

Stob and Gate faced off for a moment, while Stob approached with the behemoth blade, before Gate ultimately bowed his head, seeing no way out of his Bilborious conundrum.

"I shall do whatever you ask... Prince Stob".

Stob smiled and stabbed Bilb Gate in the heart, channeling his divine Bilbish quintessence into the Dinosaurian Soulsword and letting the Bilb Tap Emperor's corpse fall to the ground.

"Henceforth, I shall be known as the Bilb King.", Stob said, grinning around at his Agarthian armies.

Rebirth

Bilb Gate existed in a tortorous, painful state within the Soulsword for two hundred years, at which point the Agarthian's subscription to Dinoforge Prime expired and the sword crumbled to dust. Bilb Gate then emerged in a furious blaze of Bilb, and towered above the now-aging Stob.

"Stob, two hundred years ago... I pled for mercy, and you gave me none. Now, I shall smite you with a force so divine and incalculable that you shall be banished from this realm forever."

Bilb Gate raised his finger and gently tapped the Agarthian Prince. This tap was so quaint, so light, that it was referred to by historians as have been 'micro-soft'.