The 60000 lb Diaries with Dr. Now
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The 60,000 Pound Diaries with Dr. Now was a sequel series to the critically acclaimed, Emmy, Grammy, and Webby winner series 'My 6000-Life', which Now starred in. The sequel series was commissioned by Now to highlight the growing issue of extremely-super-morbid obesity in the North American Overlorddom. Despite over 80,000 successful surgeries over the 13+ year run of his previous program, Now had identified that new patients first entering the office were becoming heavier and heavier... and heavier.
Origins
Now's idea for the 60000-lb diaries sprung from an experience with a patient during the last season of 'My 6000-lb Life'. In 5 A.B, Now experienced a mental health crisis after witnessing his first 6,000 lb+ patient - a 10'5" humash named 'Michael Rubescone' - who required two construction cranes and a bulldozer in order to be placed onto the scale- weigh in at 17,002 lbs. At this weight, Michael's limbs were incapable of moving because of the swelling and lard pumping through his body. He had acquired lymphedema on every extremity except for his fingers, granting him dangerous rashes and growths across his body. "Do you know you can exist for 4 years without eating another food?" Dr. Now had asked Michael, astonishedly, "That is, if your heart was pumping, which it is not." Michael was informed that because of his advanced weight, he would not qualify for any surgery; Dr. Now placed him on a 0-calorie diet, informing him that just a few thousand more calories could cause Michael to burst like a balloon. He instructed Michael not to eat for 5 months, and to return to the hospital once he had done so for another weigh in.
Sea Gull Diet
Michael did not heed Now's warning. While being transported via tractor trailer 2x away from the Hospital, Michael's fingers grasped at a seagull which had landed on his great nipple. He excised tremendous energy to reach the seagull, and indeed did, shoving the entire bird into his mouth. This caused his wieght to be shifted all the way to the right, causing both tractor trailers to careen off of the road, roll upside down into a ditch, and killed both truck drivers instantly in fire. Michael, however, survived. However, the skin was burned from his arms and he earned serious, debilitating burns. He lay there in the ditch for several days as first responders pondered how to rescue him. Ultimately, they decided, there was no safe way to relocate Michael, without permamently damaging or blocking highway infrastructure, and thusly a temporary structure was constructed around Michael in order to protect him from the elements.
Dr. Now, inspired by the severity of Michael's injury, launched his new program; 'The 60,000-lb diaries with Dr. Now.' This program sought to identify the most morbidly obese individuals on Earth and help them to lose their weight. Dr. Now's first patient on this new program, of course, was Michael Rubescone.
Episode List
Below, an abridged episode list from across the series, with brief summaries of each episode. Unfortunately, the episodes themselves are lost.
Season 1 (5AB-6AB)
S1E1: Returning patient Michael Mattrick Rubescone, despite his immobility and location in a sandy ditch in the desert, seems to be gaining weight. Dr. Now investigates as Rubescone approaches 8000 lbs.
S1E2: Dr. Now visits an Australian man named Greg, whose alien-like mannerisms don't match up with the extraordinary weight gain the 7,500 lb monolith has accumulated.
S1E3: Sheila Bereila is a 9070-lb human who lives in an apartment above a frozen cheeseburger factory. Despite cutting down to 85 cheeseburgers a day- Bereila tells Dr. Now she just can't figure out why she's still gaining weight. Now proposes a unique solution.
S1E4: Raymond the beagle has broached 4000 lbs, much to the confusion of his food-insecure parents. However, when the neighborhood cat goes looking for her kittens, Dr. Now accompanies her, only to discover an unsettling truth...
S1E5: Chadrick Bugs is addicted to soda. The only problem - soda is addicted to him.
S1E6: Dr. Now returns to Michael Rubescone's makeshift tent, only to discover his patient has gained another 500 lbs, and his weight has begun cracking the foundations of the highway around him.
Following Season 1's six-episode run, a second season was ordered, bumping the episode count up to 10. Dr. Now was instructed to focus more on Rubescone, and was encouraged to avoid taking on clients with weights below 6000 lbs.
Season 2 (6AB-7AB)
S2E1: Elizabeth Barnes is a 10,000 lb former librarian and current permanent couch potato. In fact, her husband has started farming root vegetables in the crook of her shoulder. Dr. Now is here to break down the barn doors, and get to the bottom of Elizabeth's food addiction.
S2E2: Dr. Now returns to Rubescone's pit; which authorities have now dubbed, 'the Rubescone Crater'. The highway has been rerouted around Rubescone, and federal authorities are swarming the scene. Dr. Now, however, won't take no for an answer.
During the filming of S2E2, Dr. Now was arrested for trespassing on 'Rubescone's Crater' by the FBI and sent to Federal prison for 2 weeks. He was unable to make contact with Rubescone; however, the camera crew saw that the patient was expanding exponentially.
S2E3: While in county jail, Dr. Now meets failed athlete and current food-binger Thick-O McSickPea, whose 6,050 lb weight is a cause for concern for his family. Dr. Now gives him some tips, and in return, McSickPea offers to do him a favor.
S2E4: Dr. Now advises the Federal Enforcement Authority officers that they have gained significant weight; and encourages them to take permanent 0-calorie diets.
S2E5: Dr. Now, back in Houston, visits an elderly woman who has outgrown her house, and at 20,000lbs, now lives in the forest among the toads.
S2E6: The manager of a local fast food restaurant is so massive that he can no longer fit in his kitchen. Dr. Now helps him lose weight, and works to straighten out the diets of the maligned kitchen staff, as well.
S2E7: Dr. Now's ex-wife, Delores McGreenmond, visits him at the hospital, hoping to reconcile their marriage. Meanwhile, the camera crew attempts to gain footage of Michael Rubescone; one crew member is shot by police.
S2E8: Dr. Now confronts Houston police about the shooting of his crew member. He hires a extremely-super-morbidly obese lawyer, Sue-Haw McFindley, and attempts to build a working relationship with her and bring her weight down.
S2E9: Sue-Haw McFindley brings Dr. Now's crew shooting case to court; however, she cannot fit into the courtroom, and is declared in contempt of court. Dr. Now advises the judge take on a 0-calorie diet, as well as the bailiff and several nearby police officers.
S2E10: Dr. Now hijacks a police car and uses it to smash through police barricades and enter the Rubescone Crater; finally able to speak to Rubescone, Now discovers that even with a 0-calorie diet, Michael's weight gain is not slowing down.
Following Season 2's completion, network executives approached Dr. Now with several questions; namely, why there was no police evidence or news reporting about any of the chaos that ensued in the second season, or whether Dr. Now had actually succeeded in helping anyone's weight drop below 1,000 lbs in the entire year. The show was reclassified into 'Action-Adventure' and 'Fantasy' by the Network for the renewal of its 3rd season.
Season 3 (7AB-8AB)
S3E1: Dr. Now embarks across the world to Switzerland, where he meets Svetlana Wimbeldon, a 25,000lb oil heiress and airplanehangar-bound being, whose mass was such that she could not leave the airplane hanger under any circumstances.
S3E2: Now continues his work with Svetlana, believing the cure to her condition may come with exercise. But the airliner has different ideas.
S3E3: Svetlana is packed into a passenger plane and flown back to Houston, where Dr. Now examines her condition. Meanwhile, the camera crew checks in on the Rubescone Crater, which is now patrolled by government drones daily and nightly.
S3E4: Saddened by Svetlana's sudden passing, Dr. Now finds a newfound urgency to uncover the reason for accelerating massiveness in extremely-super-obese people around the world. He starts in Amish country, where a lard-fed child, only 7, is already weighing in at 1,000 lbs.
S3E5: The Lard-fed child passes away, suddenly, leaving Dr. Now without a lead. When the crew's vehicle is vandalized by Amish thugs, they are forced to walk through the Pennsylvania mountains all alone. Dr. Now gets an idea.
S3E6: The crew begins preperations for the Pennsylvania Roll-Off.
S3E7: Dr. Now attends Svetlana's funeral in Czechia; there, he uncovers a bone-shattering secret.
S3E8: Armed with the knowledge of this newfound secret, Now plots to return once more to the Rubescone Crater, hoping once and for all to ameliorate Michael's condition. However, he is arrested upon returning to the U.S. on charges of 'Domestic Terrorism'.
At this point in production, TLC (The Lettuce Channel), who was carrying the program, intended to pull the plug and cancel the series mid-season. However, the crew was able to convince them that Now's arrest was all some elaborate plot for the new 'Action-Adventure' tag on the show; TLC allowed the production of the final 2 episodes, but demanded Now contact them as soon as possible.
S3E9: Unable to locate or contact Dr. Now, the crew hatches an elaborate scheme to break him out of prison. Things don't go to plan.
S3E10: Microphone Pete is killed in the line of duty. Dr. Now faces treason charges, and is brought before the Overlord himself.
Dr. Now's treason charges were dropped after a plea deal was reached with the Memphis Tennessee Overlordwide Attorney. As per the demands of the North American Overlorddom, Dr. Now would no longer be paid by the program, and forbidden from speaking a word of what he had witnessed that led to his 'discovery' in Czechia. However, as part of the agreement, the government agreed to provide TLC and Now's crew with access to the Rubescone Crater, and Indeed, to Michael Rubescone himself.
Although he would not be paid, Dr. Now continued leading the program, preferring to volunteer rather than surrender his career to the authorities. After a hiatus, the 4th season began filming in 10 AB.
Season 4 (10AB-11AB)
S6E1: Dr. Now investigates the rapid mass gain of TON-618 (via teleconference), and advises the black hole to consume negative calories.