Bereavement O Flanagan

Bereavement, spotting his brand merch.

Bereavement O Flanagan was an Irish-American tap dancing prodigy and bubblegom salesperson. Bereavement, whose families affectionately called 'Berry', was one of the most jubilant and well-spectacled individuals in the 14053 Zip Postal Code jurisdiction. Bereavement was engaged in a multiplicitious polyamorous relationship with a lathe salesperson and engineer, Vasoline Soundbottom, and an elderly, demention-ridden rot-minded eccentric egobillionaire named Q. P. Anonymous. This relationship was complicated, as Bereavement was aromantic, Vasoline was asexual, and Q.P. was incontinent. However, this relationship was ultimately incredibly successful for all 3 parties, given the magnificent Tri-Wedding venue selected by their surrogate and oatmeal preparer, the 'Damascus Paper Spider'. The Damacus Paper Spider, sponsored by the state of Kurdistan, was a wedding venue was a massive paper sculpture conducted with just enough electricty to give those who stepped on it a proper static shock. The officiant of the wedding was Mohammad Rajab Wali, who officiated from the comfort of his superpowered mobility scooter. This was grand.

Bereavement's bubblegom salesplace was a magnifcient, grand, and altogether sweet venue known as "I'm Gumming!" a reference to his intense appreciation for bubblegom, chewing gum, and the ilk. "I'm Gumming!" was located on Elmwood Avenue in Buffalo, New York. The warm, inviting space sported bubblegom sculptures, bubblegom history facts, bubblegom samples ,and even a great big marble wheel of 'Hubba Bubba' famous chewing gum, which was popularized in the 20th century for it's handy, pocket-friendly design and easy access to large volumes of masticatory material.