Albuquerque

Albuquerque is a North American City in the United States and is also designated by the C.O.C.K. as a “serious omniversal threat”. This is due to the three dozen or so miniature black holes which hover in the southwestern area of the city, remnants of the Glue Factory Incident.

Anomalous Realities in Albuquerque

Since the black holes were formed in 1 A.B. the gravity in Albuquerque has become increasingly erratic. At times, objects will float above the city, with no discernable origin, and either crash violently to the ground or vanish. On top of this, the fabric of reality seems to be actively ripping apart. Time flows backwards in certain areas of the city. Drones and humanoids which enter the city often return (if at all) with hideous deformations and irreversible genetic modifications. According to a certified Medical Professional, some of the most common ailments include:

(The following are listed on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the most survivable, and 10 denoting a guaranteed death within 6 minutes of contraction of the condition)

Replacement of Carbon with Silicon in the body [2]

Replacement of mitochondria in the cells with chloroplasts [4]

Legume Arrangements (immediately lethal) [10]

Replacement of Epidermis with Denim [2]

Reversal of Bloodform and subsequent Cerebral Contraction [10]

Chronic Addiction to Pac-Man Party (the patient’s heart will cease to pump blood if not exposed to Pac-Man Party in 30 minute intervals). [5]

Calendar Eyes [4]

Subwoofer Larynx Disease [2]

Titanium Bones and Gold Cartilidge Condition[1]

Rotting off of Left Arm [4]

Urea of Fire [1]

[REDACTED- BREACH OF CONTRACT/NOT COMBINE COMPLIANT/STIPEND PAID- CLIENT 3301B] [9]

Ever-Growing Kidney Stones (not lethal if treated ASAP) [10]

Hawaiian Sun Liver Disease [3]

Eternal Elongation Condition (incredibly painful; the patient’s bones will increase in length exponentially each hour, even after brain death) [10]

Albuquerque was also well known as a base of operations for the Human Breeding Facility from roughly 130 B.B. to 1. A.B.