Cheeseburglar

The Cheeseburglar was a ketchup-powered hydraulic-man who stole the Hamburger recipe from the Burgerkaiser and added a slice of cheese; thus patenting an entirely similar yet apparently different meal; the Cheese Burger. Cheeseburglar, seeing an opportunity for great and glorious profit, built massive cheeseburger factories across Aeternia. These factories produced affordable and delicious meals, but at a dastardly cost; each consumptimization resulted in microscopic levels of lead poisioning to the user. This was Not Regarded by the Aeternian government and Cheeseburglar (nee. Kristins) was appointed the ancient Aeternian Pauldronite of Nutrition.