Alduin
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Alduin was the Draconic Destroyer of Worlds and God of Candy. Alduin was unfortunately responsible for the Destruction of Earth, as well as several parking violations in the city of Briggards, Masachussetts.
| Alduin | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Destroyer of Worlds
Emperor Valvovine Akatosh Jr. |
| Relatives | Akatosh (Father)
6 (Mother) Keith Cumshoes (Half-Brother) |
| Occupation | Destroyer of Worlds Squatter |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 6-9-420 B.B. |
| Place of birth | Briggards, Massachussetts (Allegedly) |
| Date of death | N/A |
| Place of death | Nirn Innards |
| Physical description | |
| Species | God Dragon |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 10042' 3" |
| Weight | 34,202,388 Metric Tonnes |
| Eye color | Yellow |
| Appearances | |
Early Life
Alduin was birthed to his father, Akatosh, and his mother, 6, in 420 B.B. Alduin attended Little Tykes Boarding School in America Aeterna, where his mother resided (Akatosh was too large for the housing accomodations in this region). Alduin was frequently mocked and bullied by the other school children, mostly due to the fact he was a forty-foot long dragon. Alduin was banished from the Little Tykes Boarding School after an unfortunate verbal disagreement with his music educator resulted in the 'Arts & Crafts' wing of the school burning to a crisp.
G-Man Relations (Poor)
Alduin then returned home to 6, but was rather confused by the presence of a strange individual in the family house. The G-Man had begun courting 6 for unknown reasons. 6 instructed Alduin to keep quiet about her affair, lest Akatosh find out. G-Man attempted to connect with Alduin, cooking delicious meals of headcrab jambalaya and roast vortigaunt to share with Alduin. Alduin, a staunch vegan, refused these dishes, and politely asked the G-Man to stop cooking sentient beings. The G-Man obliged, but began leaving Xen crystals in Alduin's bedsheets.
Daddy Issues
The G-Man desired for Alduin to view him as a father figure.