Desert Couch Theorem
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The Desert Couch Theorem was a proposed explanation to the reason that couches began growing around the greater Albuquerque area. The Theorem states that due to the high volume of dissonance energy leaking through the Albuquerque Black Holes, couches began growing on the local cacti.
Couch Yield
The couches became the centerpiece of Albuquerque's economy. Every year, the farmers of Albuquerque would harvest roughly 3,000-4,000 couches. Near the final years of Albuquerquian habitability, the yield was upwards of 11,000 couches; however most couch farmers began falling violently ill during this time.
Couch Monster
By 47 AB, Albuquerque was a completely off-limits area, and Waifurian guards were stationed outside of the city with Anti-Nonsense armor suits. During their shifts, the guards would take breaks by sitting on the overgrown desert couches. This co