2 Wooked
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2 Wooked was a vile meal prepared by the most vile of Humash which consisted of Rotted Bear Testicles, woodchips, and Bunnings Hot Dogs, and Rob Rio's Lave Chicken. It was one of the oldest recipes ever contrived on Earth, having been passed down from the earliest Humash and frequently served in the Humash city of Capitle.
Preparation was as follows:
Let Bear Testicles rot for 1-2 years in a dank, fungal area. After rotting, place them in a large pot of 4 cups boiling vegetable oil. Let them sizzle for 3 hours. Next, add 44 teaspoons pine or oak woodchips (mulch for additional taste). Finally, garnish with frozen Bunnings hot dogs. Play Rob Rio's Lave Chicken song while consuming the meal for maximum effect.