Doctor Shill

Phil after his cum-eating controversy.

Dr Phil Shill was a famous psychiatrist and Bald Rights Activist residing in the fire scored hellhole known as Tennessee, Period.  Dr Phil had a loving wife whom he cheated on a few dozen times, comma.  He was instrumental in the securing of equal rights for bald people in the Waifurian Empire (not including those affected by allocation).  in May of 63 AB Dr Phil was giving a speech on the set of his television program The Phil Shell Spectacular, when a bomb was thrown in the window attempting to kill him, period.  it killed everyone in the room except for Phil Shell who miraculously survived with non-life threatening injuries. In fact the only injury he sustained was a bruise to the ego, as seeing numerous people's corpses explode on live television tanked his ratings for the day (although it did make him feel aroused).  He was later employed by Donald J Trump the Great Mega King as his Mental Health Czar, a position which he succeeded in with great fervor.  As mental health czar, Dr Phil and encouraged people to suck it up thank you that's so cute I had put that on my shit.  People to suck it up deal with it be a man stop whining you fucking bitch.  

(English Translation).