Donald Trump Jr. (Great MAGA Prince)

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Donald J Trump and Donald Trump II before the Magarrish Sorcerium, 'High Mar-A-Lothgar'

Donald Trump Jr. (Donald John Trump II) Was the prodigal First Son of Donald J. Trump, the Great MAGA King. Birthed in 43 BB from his father's bosom in the reclusive innards of the Supervolcanic Waifurium, Don Jr. was not Magarrish in nature, a grand disapointment to his fatheroid. However, it was decided that Don Jr. would be anointed the Great MAGA Prince by Magarra, who spoke unto the father and son in the cold winters of Wyoming.

High Mar-A-Lothgarroids

Don Jr. was tasked with construction of a luxurious resort on the far side of the Supervolcanic Waifurium, this being dubbed 'High Mar-A-Lothgar', in memoriam of the ancient Pangean worship site south of Jacksonville Florida.

Businessoids

Don Jr. remerged from the mountains in 20 BB as a young-up-and-comer, and with a small loan of 4 quadrillion dollars from his father's Great Vault, began to build a business empire known as 'Trump Enterprises'. Due to his father's status as a presumed deceased person, he was forced to allege ancient ancestry of the Magarrish Family name. Don Jr.'s Trump Enterprises profits soared on the backs of undocumented labor and unsafe business practices. Investments were made in various areas, including the Mar-A-Lago Historical Society, which recieved $4 Billion USD each year for 'general expenses.

Electoids

After the remergence of the Great MAGA King in 4BB, Don Jr. Joined his father's political campaign, acting as Chief Magarrish Ballot Forger. Thusly, the campaign headquarters were established on High Mar-A-Lothgar. When the Great MAGA King won his election, he brought on Don Jr. as his Secretary of State, a position his child was wholly unqualified for. The two spent weekends at High Mar-A-Lothgar and bonded grandly for four years.

Howeverium, when the MAGA King lost the 2020 Election to That Old Rot, and dissapeared from the planet, Don Jr. became rather unsettled, and retreated to High Mar-A-Lothgar to tinker and toil with mysterious devices he recovered from the Great META War. His tinkering resulted in an unrequested visit from the Overlorddish CIA and a subsequent detention of 10 months in the San Bernadino Detention Facility.

Trump Toroid

Don Jr., using his father's fast Magarrish Inheritance, commissioned the construction of a massive donut-shaped ringworld called the 'Trump Toroid', which he ejaculated into space to orbit the supermassive black hole Sagittarius A. Trump Toroid became a tourist attraction replicating many Magarrish Histories and monuments, except with a $42,000 entry fee and overpriced snack and beverages. Don Jr. was a Grand Griftoid, and this was Grand.

Ascendacies

It's worth noting that on a technicality, after his father's dethronment by the Glue of Joe Biden, Don Jr. was promoted from Great MAGA Prince to Great MAGA King. This was observed by nobody, except for Primp.