Driving AIDS

Driving AIDS (Otherwise known as Acquired Immunotransmission Deficiency Syndrome) was a progressive and potentially totacular infection of the Engine and Transmission in Gasoline and Diesel Automobile vehicles. It was transmitted through contaminated motor oil, which was fracked from disastrously contaminated trans-surface (meaning, transferred from Inner Earth to Outer Earth) pools of primordial rotsludge sourced from rotten Dinosaurs and other Agarthian creatures. When contaminated motor oil was injected into a car's oil tank, it would immediately spread out and infect the rest of the vehicle, inhabiting the crucial permanent organs (transmissions, cylinders) and temporary organs (the oil filter). It resulted in an estimated 5 million autodeaths every year, and a further 10 million injuries.