El Vendedor
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El Vendedor (English; The Seller) was a macabre humanstalker and Libertarian Party Gubernational Candidate for Arizona (District II). El Vendedor closely beat out the incumbent Kari Lake, winning the election and becoming the first nonhuman Governor of Arizona. This was grand, and El Vendedor was celebrated worldwide for bringing 'diversity' and 'representation' to the governorship. However, these individuals soon regretted supporting El Vendedor, after it decreed by executive order than 'all crime is legal' for 24 hours, and immediately went on a killing spree, killing 53 of its own constituents. El Vendedor was then arrested after a tense skirmish with the Waifurian Military, and faced two death sentences and federal charges of seditious intent. El Vendedor was put to death on the electric chair.