Elon Tusk
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Elon McCloppers Tusk was a South African businessman and entrepreneur who was a prominent figure in American Overlorddish politics.
Birth
Elon was born to his father and mother in 48 BB, at which point he was born.
Martian Controversy
By 4 BB, Elon had become the second richest man on Earth (eclipsed only by you-know-who). Using this fame and leverage, he purchased several major tech companies, such as Paypal, Twitter, and, perhaps most joyous and splendorous of all, Glop Bulb Incorporated. Elon also innovated in other sectors, taking the reigns of the electric car company, 'Edison', and renaming it 'Tesla'.
Elon had generated impressive profits for these companies. The failing shithole country known as the Martian Correlation, which could never compete with the grandeur of the Glop Bulb, saw Elon's success, and contacted him to discuss a contracting project.
Discussiums
Martian Correlation Foreign Secretary Quandorium Brettsfeld IX, arranged a FaceTime with Elon. However, at the scheduled time, Elon informed him that he would unfortunately be unable to attend, due to a grand unveiling at Glop Bulb Inc. in Austin, Texas.
The phone call was rescheduled, and Elon offered his condolences, citing that he could barely fit all of his responsibilities into his short 20-hour work days. Elon elaborated, explaining that the grandiosity of the Glop Bulb required his full attention for at least 12 hours per day, due to how wonderous and magnificent it was.
Elon was, however, willing to entertain the offer of Secretary Quandorium Brettsfeld IX, who explained that the Martian people wanted to build a forcefield to protect against Combine orbital bombardment. In return, Secretary Quandorium Brettsfeld IX explained that the Martian Regnosticum was willing to pay upwards of $3 USD for the purchase ($4,000,000,000 MSD).
Elon, never one to pass up on such an opportunity, agreed to the offer- with one small exception; Glob Bulb Incorporated would recieve 50% of all profits generated by the forcefield. Foreign Secretary Quandorium Brettsfeld IX, baffled by this question, and not seeing it as a risk, as a forcefield would not generate money, agreed to these terms.
Living DLC
So, Elon began construction of the Forcefield unit. It would be the largest forcefield ever constructed on Earth; it rivaled only Grimm Thong II of Georgia's Iron Dome in size and spectacle.