Five Warden
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The Five Warden, otherwise known in close circles as 'Charles', was a distant relative of Charl Marx and was the entity responsible for the Febrariums. He was personally responsible for the severity of Febrariums, and his horrendous crimes will be catalogued below for all to bear witness to.
| Day# | Febrarium Location | Deaths | Consequences |
|---|---|---|---|
| Feb. 1 | New South Wales, Australia | 1 | Well... I'm really not at liberty to say. |
| Feb. 3 | Montreal, Quebec | 1 Groundhog | Groundhogs Day Will Never happen again. |
| Feb. 4 | Montana, United States | 1.104M | China's Montana replaces America's Montana. |
| Feb. 5 | Turkey / Syria | 20K | The entire country of Syria is laid to ruin and Turkey is severely economically crippled. |
| Feb. 6 | Buffalo, New York | 3 | Lake Erie Begins the Final Process. |
| Feb. 7 | Peru | 36 | Peruvian Landslider soon to emerge. |
| Feb. 8 | Washington DC | 1 | Brandonian Epoch takes a dark turn. |
| Feb. 9 | Paris, France | 46 | Explosion rocks the Eiffel Tower in a freak Laser accident |
| Feb. 10 | Xen | 422M | Xenocide |
| Feb. 11 | Esperanza Base, Antarctica | 1 | The Antarctican Wendigo rears his ugly head. |
| Feb. 12 | Albquerque, New Mexico | 6 | N/A |
| Feb. 13 | Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn | N/A | The Celestial Rapture begins in secret. Reality 12 Nears its climactic conclusion. |
| Feb. 14 | Mar A Lago, Florida | 1 | Magarrish Quintessence leaves this Earth. |
| Feb. 15 | Buenos Aires, Argentina | 40M | 40 Million Invisible Brainmen appear on the streets of Argentina and are quickly disposed of by the UN and US forces. |
| Feb. 16 | Oklahoma City, Missouri | 1 Toad | He is stepped on. |
| Feb. 17 | Temple of Rannjoe, Ghetsin 3 | 402K Warshippers | They are obliterated by a compact Death Beam from the far reaches of Reality 12. With them goes this reality's Legume. |
| Feb. 18 | Judgement Inferno, Serbia | Serbs | Serbia is no longer present. |
| Feb. 19 | Honolulu, Hawaii | 30 | Pineapple Disease 3 |
| Feb. 20 | Kyiv, Ukraine | The Sun | The Sun collapses due to being hit by a stray bullet from a russian artillery tank. Humans begin to freeze. |
| Feb. 21 | Everywhere | Everyone | The Final Moment. |