Fort Testicle

Fort Testicle was one of the most mind-numbingly illogical places in the entire Omniverse.

Fort Testicle was a medium sized haunted US Military Naval Carrier which was located for unknown reasons near the peak of a mountain in the Yukon Territories of Canada. It was inhabited by the Centaurs and Half-Horse-Men of the north, and eventually would be the birthplace of the great Forester Old Willow Balls.

Eat

Fort Testicle, Despite its name, was not a Testicle at all. However, a peculiar delicacy was served aboard this vessel, that being Rotted Bear Testicles. This was a vile practice repeatedly prepared (spontaneously and erroneously, as it was requested by no one), by a crew of half-Euclidean ghosts from the long-dead Naval Kitchen Crew. The Centaurs and the Half-Horse-Men detested the haunters of Fort Testicle and oftentimes attempted to kick or smash the faces in of these denizens, to no avail, as they were Soullean in nature.