Fortnite Cube
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| Fortnite Cube | |
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| Aliases | Fortnite God
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| Relatives | Legume (Distant Uncle) |
| Affiliation | Church of Virgins (Unrequested) |
| Occupation | Holy Site |
| Biographical information | |
| Physical description | |
| Height | 40'3 |
| Weight | 2004 Metric Tons |
| Appearances | |
The Fortnite Cube was a holy religious site and spiritual being in Paris, France. It was deeply important to the Church of Virgins, who worshipped it devoutly. They prayed to the Cube that their bodies would remain "untouched by women" and worked tirelessly to become as greasy and unappealing as humanly possible. Every month, a true Virgin would visit the Cube and provide proof of incel behavior, in a gesture of appeasement.