G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)
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| Aliases | G-Man
Alpha G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) mr.gman.in.the.flesh G-Man Alpha Broderick G-Man A Entity 0021 |
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| Affiliation | None; Employers [Formerly] |
| Occupation | Agent of Chaos U.S. Leison to Xen (Self-Appointed) |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | January 20th, 3 B.B. |
| Place of birth | U.S. Capitol |
| Date of death | Match 31st, 533,443 A.B. |
| Place of death | Bidenheim, Jupiter |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Unknown |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6'2375" |
| Weight | 0 kg |
| Eye color | Green |
| Appearances | |
| Appears in | American Politics |
| Debut | The 58th Inauguration |
G-Man (Timefracture Alpha); otherwise known as G-Man Alpha, was an entity hailing from an unknown reality. All that is known about this alternate G-Man's origins is that his first recorded appearance was on the day of the Inauguration of U.S. President Donald J. Trump in 3 B.B, where he was spotted standing rigid on the steps of the Capitol Building.
Instagram Page
One of G-Man Alpha's favored forms of communication was through the popular social media site Instagram. While G-Man had a knack for pulling people aside through extradimensional and non-Euclidian means, G-Man Alpha preferred to post cryptic photographs, accompanied by equally foreboding captions, on his public Instagram page. He went by the handle @mr.gman.in.the.flesh. This username is presumably a reference to the infamous monologue he spoke to Gordon Freeman upon his victory against the Nihilanth in the Border World.
Combine Ties
He was under the Employ of the C.O.C.K for roughly a year, although he fired himself in mid-1 AB. It's unclear what exactly he did for the Combine during this time.
Controversies
Since his first post in August 0 A.B, G-Man Alpha repeatedly made threatening and presumptious statements within the captions of his posts. For instance, on one post, dated August 27th, 0 A.B, he writes, "You have no idea what is coming in January." Later, he posted a picture of himself in front of the Capitol Riot on January 6th, grinning maliciously.
His obsession with the U.S. Government began here, but it certainly didn't stop there. He repeatedly criticized the performance of Chairman of the Board of Waifuria, Joe Biden, citing his ignorance towards 'the Combine's advances' as a major flaw in Biden's leadership. He also claimed to have altered the U.S. Election Cycle to benefit him and his Employers, although no evidence suggests this to be the case.
Political Career
G-Man Alpha's political career presumably began with his January 24 Instagram post, where he inquires;
"If you claim to be identified with the... political left, assuming you would be fond of foreign cultures and... well, races of intelligent life... Then why do you reject the Combine's Advances, hmm?"
On January 28th, G-man Alpha posted a photograph of a new G-Man account, which went by the username of @gman.2024 . In fact, this account belonged to yet another alternate G-Man entity, G-3301. The relationship between G-Man Alpha and G-3301 is difficult to ascertain; both have published posts suggesting they are one in the same entity, which is clearly untrue.
On January 30th 1 A.B., G-Man Alpha claimed that 'Mister Biden' would be "vacating his seat rather shortly", as he was not fulfilling the needs of The Agenda.
In that same post, G-Man Alpha also threatened that the United States would soon be going through a vigorous legislative reorganization process. While many dismissed this as another in a long line of half-witted G-Anon conspiracies, G-Man Alpha was actually proven correct, as Joe Biden reorganized North America into the Waifurian Empire some years later.
On February 12th 1 A.B., G-Man Alpha posted a doctored photograph of himself and Joe Biden, captioned 'the Final Presidential Debate'. This was the first indication that he intended to attempt to run for President of the United States. However, his unknown origin and uncertain age would have made his campaign a difficult one to run, as his legitimacy as President would be called into question. Additionally, Biden had recently abolished the position of President of the United States, so this would've made things more difficult for the G-Man.
Threat Video
On July 1, 2 AB, G-Man Alpha posted a bizarre video, in which he addressed Gordon Freeman, with images of U.S. Government Officials and soldiers superimposed throughout. The video ended with a clip of a snake slithering out of a watermelon.
G-Anon
G-Anon was a conspiracy theory that G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) was going to overthrow the United States Government and remove Joe Biden from power. G-Man Alpha was responsible for (and seemed to genuinely believe) this conspiracy theory.
Hatred of Joe Biden
G-Man expressed a deep, primal disdain for Joe Biden. He posted numerous times about the Waifurian Emperor, referring to him as 'Mummy', 'Rotter', 'Leather Hide Doll', among others.
Personality
In General, G-Man Alpha had a much more confrontational and sensual demeanor than his counterpart G-Man. He regularly threatened government officials and species across the Omniverse. He was also wildly in love with Gordon Freeman, and frequently posted about his feelings for him. It is unclear if Mr. Freeman was aware of these posts, or even if he was alive at the time of their creation.
The Combine Visit Incident
See The Combine Visit Incident
Fried Chicken Venture
In 2 A.B, G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) partnered with chicken fast food kingpin Gustavo Fring to create a new chain of restaurants on Garraxia. Unfortunately, the Garraxian Hypotherians ruined this by destroying the building. G-Man vowed revenge and slaughtered an entire tribe of them. However, this led to a beautiful romance between G-Man and Fring, which resulted in the birth of G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)'s only child, Xebus Fring.
Death
G-Man Alpha died in the upper atmospheres of Jupiter, on a cloud city known as Bidenheim, named after Joe Biden, his nemesis. After years of nudging and predicting ominous events, he had been preparing to pull off one final great nudge- to erase Joe Biden from history, and make it so he never existed at all. Unfortunately, this put G-Man Alpha at odds with the Legume. The Legume warned the G-Man multiple times that there would be unforeseen consequences to his actions. G-Man Alpha, blinded by his own thirst for success, continued trying to purge Biden from existence. He wanted to destroy Bidenheim as the first step in his plan.
It is speculated that the Legume, seeing that this would permanently alter the course of the Omniverse and further fracture the already splintering reality, decided the best course of action would be to remove G-Man Alpha from the equation. G-Man Alpha was disintegrated via atomic annihilation in the middle of the Bidenheim Public Library.