Grand Teste Koi Pond
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The Grand Teste Koi Pond was a horrific location which appeared inexplicably in Central Park on the same day as the New York Ball Of Flesh. However, while the ball of flesh disappeared, the Grand Teste Koi Pond remained for centuries. Despite the best efforts of the Central Park Maintenance Staff, the Grand Teste Koi Pond was never expunged from the premises, as a seemingly limitless supply of bodily acids streamed constantly into the pond.
The Grand Koi Pond
No Koi lived in this putrid pond of blood and urine. In fact, it was so sterile that nothing could survive inside of it, save for the native Grand Teste.
Coins Conundrum
Coins were often tossed into the blood for 'good luck' by the many strange and splendorous citizens of the realm known as New York City. Scientists from the Manhattan Science Team began studying these coins to measure the effects of the blood-urine mixture on metal; however, they found something truly awful. Their metal detectors were unable (or unwilling) to pick up on a single coin at the bottom of the pond. Scientists were puzzled by this, and a multibeam Echosounder was brought to the scene to determine just how deep the pond went.
The Echosounder lost contact with the scientists after traveling for what was apparently nearly sixteen miles down into the Earth. The scientists were unable to recover the Echosounder, but were able to confidently say the pit was the deepest chasm on Earth. This both frightened and intrigued the scientists.
Diving Expedition
A diving Expedition was initiated. This may have proven to be the most blunderous action taken by the Manhattan Science Team. Three individuals, two females and one male, were lowered carefully into the mixture in specially designed acid-resistant suits. The divers recorded all that they saw, sending horrific video footage back to the Science Team at the top. Large, pulsing veins lined the walls of the seemingly bottomless pit. Porous holes
The Grand Teste
The Teste was of mysterious origin and unknown purpose. It was the largest known teste ever to appear on Earth. It had a radius of roughly 2 meters, and weighed roughly two metric tonnes. Most of the time, the teste remained 'underblood' and was only visible through a small portion peeking out onto the surface.