Hank Schrader
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Hank Schrader was a DEA Agent who worked within the city of Albuquerque, New Mexico, fighting the rampant gang violence and cartel activities which plagued the area. After his death, his corpse served as Grand Chim Ding King of the Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium.
Early Life
Hank was born and raised in the city of Albuquerque, New Mexico, by his parents Regina and Blathersby. Blathersby was a police officer, and, when his son Hank was old enough, he began bringing him along to drug stings. Hank was fascinated by this, and desired strongly to follow in his father's footstep (Blathersby had only one foot, so we felt in innappropriate to write 'footsteps').
High School Crush
Hank met his wife, and lifelong romantic partner, Marie Lambert (later, Schrader), when he attended High School. In Chemistry class, Hank and Marie were partners, and Hank was fascinated by her bizarre obsession with purple. Hank made her a Prom Sign on purple construction paper, and Marie happily accepted. The two attended prom, and fell deeply in love with one another.
| Hank Schrader | |
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| Aliases | ASAC Schrader
Ballsack Schrader (Derogatory) Grand Chim Ding Zombie King |
| Relatives | Marie Schrader (Wife)
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| Affiliation | Federal Bureau of Investigations - FBI - (US)
Drug Enforcement Agency - DEA - (US) Bureau of Drug Solicitation and Misuse - BDSM- (WE) Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium - SZHCDF - Unaligned |
| Occupation | Special Agent ASAC |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Marie Schrader, m. 32 B.B. |
| Date of birth | March 1, 54 BB |
| Place of birth | Albuquerque, New Mexico |
| Date of death | November 6th, 5 AB |
| Place of death | Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'10 |
| Weight | 201 lbs |
| Eye color | Hazel |
| Appearances | |
Great META War
Unfortunately for the couple, the Grand Factorium of tremendous death and suffering, the Great META War, was occurring simultaneously with their whirlwind romance. Hank made the difficult decision not to enter the war as an American Soldier, wishing instead to have a chance at living out a normal life with his soulmate. Unfortunately, the American Military Complex disagreed with him, and he was drafted and placed under the command of General Reggie Fils-Aime.