Hank Schrader

Hank Schrader
Aliases	ASAC Schrader ; Ballsack Schrader (Derogatory) Grand Chim Ding Zombie King
Relatives	Marie Schrader (Wife) ; Skylar White (Sister-in-law) Walter White (Brother-in-law)
Affiliation	Federal Bureau of Investigations - FBI - (US) Drug Enforcement Agency - DEA - (US) Bureau of Drug Solicitation and Misuse - BDSM- (WE) Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium - SZHCDF - Unaligned
Occupation	Special Agent ASAC
Biographical information
Marital status	Marie Schrader, m. 32 B.B.
Date of birth	March 1, 54 BB
Place of birth	Albuquerque, New Mexico
Date of death	November 6th, 5 AB
Place of death	Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	5'10
Weight	201 lbs
Eye color	Hazel
Appearances

"Sometimes, the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest."

Hank Schrader was a DEA Agent who worked within the city of Albuquerque, New Mexico, fighting the rampant gang violence and cartel activities which plagued the area. After his death, his corpse served as Grand Chim Ding King of the Plutonian Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium.

Early Life

Hank was born and raised in the city of Albuquerque, New Mexico, by his parents Regina and Blathersby. Blathersby was a police officer, and, when his son Hank was old enough, he began bringing him along to drug stings. Hank was fascinated by this, and desired strongly to follow in his father's footstep (Blathersby had only one foot, so we felt in innappropriate to write 'footsteps').

High School Crush

Hank met his wife, and lifelong romantic partner, Marie Lambert (later, Schrader), when he attended High School. In Chemistry class, Hank and Marie were partners, and Hank was fascinated by her bizarre obsession with purple. Hank made her a Prom Sign on purple construction paper, and Marie happily accepted. The two attended prom, and fell deeply in love with one another.

Great META War

Unfortunately for the couple, the Grand Factorium of tremendous death and suffering, the Great META War, was occurring simultaneously with their whirlwind romance. Hank made the difficult decision not to enter the war as an American Soldier, wishing instead to have a chance at living out a normal life with his soulmate. Unfortunately, the American Military Complex disagreed with him, and he was drafted and placed under the command of General Reggie Fils-Aime.

Fils-Aime and his battalion were deployed to the eastern border of Indiana, and began a vicious campaign to reach the city of Columbus, the heart of Combine-aligned breakaway country, Ohio.