Hepatitis Y
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Hepatitis Y was an extremely contagious and deadly virus which originated in Frogspawn from Sydney New South Wales Australia. It was a virus which was borne from the tadpoles and lept from their to a certain small black dog, and from there infested Big Rob, who unknowingly spread it to Sue Higgins, who then spread it to the rest of Australia. The disease thusly spread across the world, and infested 4% of human beings. Once Hepatitis Y was contracted, it would either vacate after 4-5 days (80%), or develop into a usually lethal bout of Blueheads (21%). It was carried far and wide by the Grand Australia Spider Complex.
The viral infection usually resulted in a patient's senses becoming perpetually switched; and thusly salt tasted like sugar, spice tasted like dirt, and sugar tasted EXTREMELY SPICY! Nobody experienced spice like Hepatits Y. This disease eventually infected President Floordeck, which, coupled with his Hepatitis Z diagnosis, was speculated by Health Expert Rotter F. Kennedy JR to have been the cuase of Floordeck's untimely demise.