Horse MK. 2
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Horse MK.2
| Horse MK.2 | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Emperor MK.2 |
| Affiliation | Waifurian Empire Farmer Charlies (Shareholder) |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 03/22/193 B.B. |
| Place of birth | Columbus, Ohio |
| Date of death | 06/22/100,542 A.B. |
| Place of death | Temple of Rannjoe |
| Physical description | |
| Gender | N/A |
| Height | 7'11' |
| Weight | 432 lbs. |
| Eye color | Solar-powered |
| Appearances | |
Horse MK.2 was a cybersteed and Emperor of Waifuria. Notably, Horse MK.2 was indirectly partially responsible for the death of Saul Goodman.
Early Childhood
Horse MK.2 was synthesized in an Ohioan weapons lab in 193 B.B., during the Great Meta War. It was created by Dr. Finshersnitch Ozband, who speculated that creating a 'cybersteed' would help the Ohioan armies gain the upper hand against the Combine and American forces.
Sentience
While Ohio gained very little from Dr. Ozband's work, Horse MK.2 gained sentience due to a freak accident where a lab assistant accidentally connected his cerebral cortex to a neurocord and uploaded his conscience to Google Drive. Taking advantage of the situation, Dr. Ozband downloaded the assistant's conscience onto a USB drive and implanted it into Horse MK.2.
Feelings of Remorse
After the settlement of a lawsuit against the Christian Children's Foundation for Cancer research, Horse MK.2 realized that it had taken all of the money from this nonprofit organization. His lawyers, G-Man and Goodman, reassured him that "their pain would soon be quelled". When Horse MK.2 attempted to return the money, Saul threatened it with a lawsuit for dishonoring the settlement. Horse MK.2 begrudgingly accepted the money, and invested it all into shares of Farmer Charlies stock.