Hulphlocke Impotum
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The Hulphlocke Impotum was a mysterious divine entity and twice impeached Chairzog of the Transdimensional Ordinance for Alignment in Superquark Twintertwinement.
Who is Hulphlocke?
The Impotum was a sentient, rapidly spinning neutron star, which was mounted impossibly to an immobile platalonium saucer. The Hulphlocke Impotum, was, by all accounts, a horrific entity, although this was not because of its physics-defying nature. No; in fact, the Hulphlocke Impotum was a controversial figure in transdimensional politics, as it was a vocal proponent of the strictly forbidden 'Omniverse Theory'.
Fifth Dimensional Woes
The Hulphlocke Impotum, translated in its native language to a pronouncation about five times as jerrunick (Quasi-Peruvian for 'complicated'), was the Chairzog elected to the Transdimensional Ordinance for Alignment in Superquark Twintertwinement. Hulphlocke Impotum