Hunter Biden
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Hunter Biden
| Hunter Biden | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Mummy Jr. |
| Relatives | Joe Biden (Father) |
| Affiliation | Waifurian Empire |
| Occupation | Actor
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| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 01/06/11 A.B. |
| Place of birth | Waifuria Prime |
| Date of death | 04/20/69,419 A.B. |
| Place of death | Jovia |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6'2 |
| Weight | 201 lbs. |
| Eye color | blue |
| Appearances | |
Hunter Biden was the son of Joe Biden and heir apparent to the Waifurian Throne; unfortunately, Joe Biden's reign ended when he was shot into Alpha Centauri B in a coup. Hunter Biden never became Emperor of the Waifurian Empire. Instead, he spent much of his time scheming and smoking cigarettes. His favorite kind of cigarette was "Portland's Best", a special vegan cigarette which had gone out production after the Hellification of Portland Oregon and the Eye of Sauron's permanent export ban.
Early Life
Hunter Biden was born to Joe Biden and Child Carrier OS #3210 (Model TS-3) onboard Waifuria Prime in 11 A.B. The egg was fertilized and Hunter grew to the size of a nine-month old fetus in approximately five hours. After his son was born, Joe forgot about him for several years and left him in the care of Child Carrier OS #3210 (Model TS-3).
Hunter was raised in the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid where his father worked.