Ish'massie
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Ish'massie
Ish’massie was a Class A1 Cryptoid that resided in Calgary, Alberta. Ish’massie fed off of the rotting corpses of Canadians who had run out of Maple Syrup during the Exodus of Calgary. Ish’massie regularly bred with the local songbird populations, and is thought to have been the mother of all of Earth’s Cryptoids.