Javier Malaise
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Javier Malaise was the Argentinian Burgermeister and presiding Fuhrer of the Supreme Glorious Bundestag of Glorious Magarrish Argentina.
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Javier was born to parents Stefan Lukas Malaise and Lenna Offenkopfer Malaise in 50 BB, in the small town of Neohamburg outside of the Argentinian capital of Floda. He was taught by Education-Waffen Director Oscar the Grouch from a young age, mentored keenly in the way of Lobotomitary Libertarianism. He was mocked by other children in the street, for his neighbors all taught their children in Socialist Nationalism, an up-and-coming ideology which valued loyalty to nation and ethnic purity above all else. When he reached the ripe age of 4, Javier was lobotomized by Oscar the grouch, and his leftover brain matter was provided to the United States Government. Oscar the Grouch inserted a Goop Chip into Javier's head, which was synthesized to protect Javier from attackers. The Goop Chip gave Javier the power to summon green Malaise wherever he went, a strange floating bubble solution than smelled of erasers and vape juice and was especially keen on entering the nasal cavities of mice. Oscar completed the great work of art 'The Art of War', which was later discovered to be plagiarized from Sun Tzu. For