Joe Biden (Disambigaution)

Aliases	Sloppy Joe
Affiliation	Board of Waifuria
Occupation	Chairman of the Board (Former) North American Overlord (since 1 A.B.)
Biographical information
Marital status	Vice President
Date of birth	05/02/12,425 B.B.
Place of birth	Mesopotamia
Date of death	Undetermined
Place of death	Alpha Centauri B
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Height	5'10
Eye color	Dead
Appearances

Joe Biden

Joe Biden was an extremely influencial political figure in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, eventually becoming Emperor of Waifuria and tyrannical leader of the entire Local Supercluster.

Serving in The Great META War (50 B.B.-8 B.B.)

Joe Biden fought as a general in the Great META War, becoming known across North America for his daring exploits against Combine invaders. He was highly acclaimed for his record of winning most of his battles, although he turned against his forces near the end of his command. This was conveniently close to when he suddenly decided to retire from the military and enter politics. After claiming he was "Chosen by God", Biden was unanimously appointed to become Chairman of the Board of Waifuria in 8 B.B.

Chairman of the Board (8 B.B.-1 A.B.)

As Chairman of the Board, Biden oversaw the five north American Nations; Ohio, Canada, Mexico, the United States, and Jacksonville Florida. He was also the Board's representative for the United States during this time, as he was (according to his 'legal' birth certificate) born there. Biden was frequently at odds with the President of the United States at the time, the long-lived entity Donald J. Trump. The two eventually decided to meet to settle their differences. Unfortunately, the two were met with unforeseen consequences at their meeting, culminating in the Glue Factory Incident and Trump's alleged death.

North American Overlord (1 A.B.-10 A.B.)

As Overlord, he had jurisdiction over the entire North American Continent. Not much changed during this nine-year period, however nefarious agents in his employ were secretly moving to secure him unlimited authority and power. In 10 A.B., Biden was granted "godlike all-encompassing" authority by the Board of Waifuria. It was disbanded shortly after this. It is unclear if Biden ever actually wanted any of this power, or even if he was in control of his own mind at this point.

Emperor of Waifuria (10 A.B.-44,332 A.B.)

As Emperor, Biden commanded all of the local Supercluster at the peak of his power. The supercluster actually prospered under his leadership. In 44,332 A.B., Biden was shot into the atmosphere of Alpha Centauri B in a coup attempt, ending his reign as emperor.

He was prone to violent, senile rants and racist statements, as well as creating miniature combustions inside of his rotting mind. His true alliegances were unknown. He assumed total control over North America in 1 A.B. (Taking the place of Donald Trump after the unfortunate Glue Factory Incident).

On May 22nd, 2 A.B., Biden was asked by reporters what he would say to the domestic terrorist G-Man (who was in prison at the time). Biden, after staring blankly into the sky for several seconds, responded, simply, “Hello…period.”

By 10 A.B., Biden had taken total control over the Earth and was

He is suspected to have had major ties to the Legume

.