Joe Biden (Disambigaution)
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Joe Biden
| Joe Biden | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Chairman of the Board
The Mummy Rotter Leather Hide Doll |
| Relatives | Legume (?) |
| Affiliation | United States
Board of Waifuria Waifurian Empire |
| Occupation | Military General
North American Overlord Emperor of Waifuria |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 04/20/2,331 B.B. |
| Place of birth | Mesopotamia |
| Date of death | 05/04/44,332 |
| Place of death | Alpha Centauri B |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Human (Allegedly) |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'10 |
| Eye color | Dead |
| Appearances | |
Joe Biden was an extremely influencial political figure in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, eventually becoming Emperor of Waifuria and ruler of the entire Local Supercluster.
Political Career
Serving in The Great META War (50 B.B.-8 B.B.)
Joe Biden fought as a general in the Great META War, becoming known across North America for his daring exploits against Combine invaders. He was highly acclaimed for his record of winning most of his battles, although he turned against his forces near the end of his command. This was conveniently close to when he suddenly decided to retire from the military and enter politics. After claiming he was "Chosen by God", Biden was unanimously appointed to become Chairman of the Board of Waifuria in 8 B.B.
Chairman of the Board (8 B.B.-1 A.B.)
As Chairman of the Board, Biden oversaw the five north American Nations; Ohio, Canada, Mexico, the United States, and Jacksonville Florida. He was also the Board's representative for the United States during this time, as he was (according to his 'legal' birth certificate) born there. Biden was frequently at odds with the President of the United States at the time, the long-lived entity Donald J. Trump. The two eventually decided to meet to settle their differences. Unfortunately, the two were met with unforeseen consequences at their meeting, culminating in the Glue Factory Incident and Trump's alleged death.
North American Overlord (1 A.B.-10 A.B.)
As Overlord, he had jurisdiction over the entire North American Continent. Not much changed during this nine-year period, however nefarious agents in his employ were secretly moving to secure him unlimited authority and power. In 10 A.B., Biden was granted "godlike all-encompassing" authority by the Board of Waifuria. The Board was disbanded shortly after this. It is unclear if Biden ever actually wanted any of this power, or even if he was in control of his own mind at this point.
Emperor of Waifuria (10 A.B.-44,332 A.B.)
As Emperor, Biden commanded all of the local Supercluster at the peak of his power. The supercluster actually prospered under his leadership. In 44,332 A.B., Biden was shot into the atmosphere of Alpha Centauri B in a coup attempt, ending his reign as emperor.
Personality
He was prone to violent, senile rants and racist statements, as well as creating miniature combustions inside of his rotting mind. His true alliegances were unknown.
On May 22nd, 2 A.B., Biden was asked by reporters what he would say to the domestic terrorist G-Man (who was in prison at the time). Biden, after staring blankly into the sky for several seconds, responded, simply, “Hello…period.” This was a typical response for the vacant and eternally absent Biden.
He is suspected to have had major ties to the Legume.