Kathleen Montgomery-Newton IX
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Kathleen Montgomery-Newton IX, nee Bragorp, was a Vietnamese-American Woman who was the subject of Elon Tusk's Pipevein Experiment, which proved rather consequential for the scientific community as well as the rural farming community of Brisport Falls, Idaho.
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Kathleen Montgomery-Newton IX was born in 33 BB to a large man, Oip Noip, and a large woman, Bloip Cloip, and despite the impressive size of her parents, was actually rather small, weighing in at around 5 lbs 3 oz when birthed in the Phoenix International Airport, Hospital & Meatpacking Facility. Her father, seeing his daughter's small size, was disgruntled, and thusly threw himself from the window. His life ended with a loud screech and the whirring of meat grindrs<ref>https://www.grindr.com/</ref> against his skin.