Keith Cumshoes
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Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes is a tier 2 Physical entity and Rick Hernia's best friend. He is by far the sexiest of the two, and the coolest.
| Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes | |
|---|---|
| Aliases | Keith,
Sir Cumsalot, Sir Chungus, N****r Faggot, Mr. Cumshoes (Referred to by Gman), (Will also respond to "Gay Retard") |
| Relatives | Unnamed Mother
Unnamed Father Emperor Valvoline (Brother) Richard Nixon (Son) |
| Affiliation | M.T.O Cadets (Formerly),
M.T.O Military (Unknown Regiment) (Formerly), M.T.O Veterans (Current), Rick Hernia's Cum Cult (Current) |
| Occupation | M.T.O Foot Soldier (Formerly, Musician (Current) |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Joe Biden (188 B.B. - 194 B.B.) (Divorced) |
| Date of birth | July 4th 183 B.B. |
| Place of birth | The North Western Rice Fields (aka. Alaska) |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Groot (Tier 2 Physical Being) |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 12' 3" |
| Weight | 8000 lbs |
| Eye color | Black |
| Appearances | |
| Appears in | 4 Times,
4 Times (Remastered), BA$EDGOD, Click Bitch, G@NG $H!T 2, Joe Biden's Birthing Suite, BA$ED FREESTYLE SYMPHONY NO. 002 IN A MINOR, Shrek 2, Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, I Know Joe |
| Debut | 4 Times |
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Artists Depiction Of Keith Cumshoes -
Keith Cumshoes Discharged With Non Life Threatening Injuries -
A Constipated Keith Cumshoes -
Keith Cumshoes School Photo (185 B.B.)
