Keith Cumshoes
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| Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes | |
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| Aliases | Keith,
Sir Cumsalot, Sir Chungus, N****r Faggot, Mr. Cumshoes (Referred to by Gman), (Will also respond to "Gay Retard") |
| Relatives | 6 (Mother)
The GMan (Father) Emperor Valvoline (Brother) Richard Nixon (Son) |
| Affiliation | M.T.O Cadets (Formerly),
M.T.O Military (Unknown Regiment) (Formerly), M.T.O Veterans (Current), Rick Hernia's Cum Cult (Current) |
| Occupation | M.T.O Foot Soldier (Formerly, Musician (Current) |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | Joe Biden (188 B.B. - 194 B.B.) (Divorced) |
| Date of birth | July 4th 183 B.B. |
| Place of birth | The North Western Rice Fields (aka. Alaska) |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Groot (Tier 2 Physical Being) |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 12' 3" |
| Weight | 8000 lbs |
| Eye color | Black |
| Appearances | |
| Appears in | 4 Times,
4 Times (Remastered), BA$EDGOD, Click Bitch, G@NG $H!T 2, Joe Biden's Birthing Suite, BA$ED FREESTYLE SYMPHONY NO. 002 IN A MINOR, Shrek 2, Santa Cock's Steamy Festive Freestyle, I Know Joe |
| Debut | 4 Times |
Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes is a tier 2 Physical entity and Rick Hernia's best friend. He is one of the last surviving members of the ancient Scott Morrison clan.
Early Life
Keith Alexander Fisherman Cumshoes was born on July 4th, 183 B.B. (Before BA$EDGOD), in a small farmhouse in New York. He was born to his Mother, 6, and his father, The G- Man (Both were able to reproduce via their own metaphysical terrestrial-acceptable manifestations. The couple raised him with traditional, religion based values, which he went on to disavow. He has been known to preach moderate conservatism, centrism, atheism, and aneurysm. His interests in these subjects are thought by most to have been based in his kindergarten education on Titan, although nobody is quite sure. The archives are incomplete on the subject of Keith Cumshoes' childhood; as whenever he is asked about his past, he screams and his ears float off of his head.
Teen Years
As a teenager, Keith became slowly aware of his incredible potential for speed and agility. He also discovered his higher-than-normal count of white blood cells, enabling him to be invincible to all viral infections and diseases. He also became fascinated with space travel; he had an affair with a Vortigaunt named Jezebel, with whom he fathered 4,996,543 x 10^4 offspring. All became deceased at Jezebel's residence in Ohio, during the Bombing of Columbus.
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Keith Cumshoes School Photo (185 B.B.)
