Lunar Sexbots

The Lunar Sexbots

The Lunar Sexbots were a group of rogue sex dolls-turned killer robots which roamed the surfaces of Earth's Moon for over 100,000 years.

Inception

The mad scientist (also Ohioan) Dr. Finshersnitch Ozband was responsible for the creation of the Lunar Sexbots. In his elderly years, as his mind was rotting and the Ohioan Radiation Storms wore away at his sanity, Dr. Ozband became obsessed with collecting Silicone Sex Dolls. He had a collection of over forty at one point. A few years before his death, he programmed his artificially intelligent supercomputer to 'gift his sentience to those he cared most about'.

When Dr. Ozband passed away, the computer deduced that the logical course of action was to implant Ozband's conscience into the sex dolls, as they were the only thing the doctor had ever seemed to truly love.

By 165 B.B., two years after his death, the Sexbots were a group of 27 artificially intelligent, practically invincible, sexually charged silicone beasts of destruction. They hijacked a Combine troop transport and crashed it into a mar in the far side of Earth's Moon, where they would dwell for the next 100,000 years.

Terrorization of Martian Citizens

After the China-Mars Conflict, many Martians were forced to relocate. They were not welcome on Earth, due to their opposition of many of the planet's countries during the Great META War. However, Earth's Moon had relatively few settlements (or so they thought). When the Martians arrived on the Moon, they were immediately greeted by Lunar Sexbots asking them if they were virgins. If they said yes, the Sexbots would annihilate the Martian instantly. This led to most Martian children being slaughtered on the spot.