Mummyplex

A large gathering of Mummyplex residents, competing to draw the most realistic portrait of Joe Biden to sleep with.

Mummyplex was a large commune in Delaware inhabited by Joe Biden superfans. Every six months, the Mummy would visit the Mummyplex. This was a cause of great celebration for the Mummyplex inhabitants, who ran up to him and kissed his skin and toes.

The Mummy and seven lucky superfans would go into a dark, windowless room and emerge several days later.

Oftentimes, the superfans would have chunks of flesh missing when they emerged, or be otherwise impaired. Biden would always return from Mummyplex feeling refreshed and invigorated. The Mummy always picked the healthiest superfans to enter the room with him.

The proprietor, owner, and creator of MummyPlex was not known to the superfans, however we are at liberty to reveal that G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) was behind it.