Oswald F. Trump
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| Oswald F. Trump | |
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| Aliases | Ozzy
Fizz Dr. Trump
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| Relatives | Donald J. Trump (Twin Brother) |
| Affiliation | META Technologies (Founder)
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| Occupation | CEO |
| Biographical information | |
| Marital status | N/A |
| Date of birth | 4/20/56 BB |
| Place of birth | New York, New York |
| Date of death | N/A |
| Place of death | Portland Oregon |
| Physical description | |
| Species | Magarra Incarnate (Soulleean) |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 6' 3 |
| Weight | 240 lbs |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Appearances | |

Oswald Fitzgerald Trump, often known simply as 'Ozzy', was a successful businessman and entrepreneur in North America.
Oswald was an exact genetic match to the Great MAGA King. It is thought this was an effort by Magarra to provide a suitable 'backup' host body, should the MAGA King suffer a horrible accident. Born to Fred Trump and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in 1946, Oswald was raised in New York, New York, with his four siblings. He took after his father and became a successful businessman, eventually launching the tech startup 'META', which would become the most profitable social media company on Earth.
The Great META War was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.
