Pangea
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Formation: Pangea was a hypercontinent formed on Old Earth roughly 8.6 Nonillion Years BB. It was the site of the emergence of consciousness throughout the entire Omniverse, an event spurred on by the Legume.
Formation of Mankind: After The Division of Saddam Hussein the first two humans, DaBaby and Fuckboy Francis, were born into the wilds of Pangea. After several millenniums of asexual reproduction, the population of humans on Pangea was around 12. These 12 humans, after a disagreement about whether or not the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid should be used to summon the Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Box, formed 4 nations.
The 4 Nations of Pangea The 4 nations of Pangea were: Morrowwind, Poland, Iowa, and The Everlasting Bladee Concert.